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NoOo…. Exam and exam

    Wow… I didn’t blog for a while because of SPM intervention, but I read others’ blogs frequently XD. Today I have a holiday in between exam, so relieved. 😛 But still exam goes on next day. 

    Okay, I’m 17 year old and will be sitting for SPM. Government (BN who lost patheticly and failed to achieve two-third majority during election a.k.a ERECTION) is giving out intervention test for PMR and SPM, obviously nobody likes it. See this mathematic’s question and I’m sure you will criticise Malaysia standard.

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Wow… this is SPM standard, am I dreaming?

I can’t deny this is ‘kindergarten standard’ and your papa mama will be ashamed of you if you fail to answer this unless you don’t have common sense. By the way, I don’t understand why other subjects are absolutely vice versa with this one. Why are we having exams?

What is exam?
(Based on Wikipedia) A test or an examination (or “exam”) is an assessment, often administered on paper or on the computer, intended to measure the test-takers’ or respondents’ (often a student) knowledge, skills, aptitudes, or classification in many other topics (e.g., beliefs).

What is Malaysia’s exam?
A way to get better jobs, you can forget all the craps you’ve learnt in school after you get all credits for SPM because you won’t use it in daily life. It’s more on memorising than thinking smart. Therefore, who gets good results in exam doesn’t mean they’re smart, they’re ‘memoriser’ and they become ‘brainy nerd’ at the end. Besides that, only certain questions will be asked during exam. You’re lucky bastard if you read the right chapters.

    Although most of the Malaysians are criticising Malaysia’s education system is very lousy and easy, how is it possible most of the teenagers can’t complete their studies until Form 5? I was shocked when I heard approximately one hundred thousand (1/10 million.. wow) of teenagers can’t pursue their studies until SPM every year.

    Most of them who completed SPM with flying colours would pursue their studies at foreign university. I personally think that “If you have potential, no matter where you will be doing fine”. Furthermore, local university will save your parents’ money because of government’s support.

By the way, if you think foreign studies will make you proud and smart, you are wrong! I saw a post at Vincent’s blog entitled ‘Americans are NOT STUPID’.America is considered as the richest country and one of the most powerful country in the world. This shows dummies can be found at any country. Next time Malaysian will make a video entitled “Malaysians are STUPID!”. Nah just kidding (It’s possible).

Spoof of ‘Americans are not stupid’, British version.

How many colours in a 4 coloured paper? Omg this is so retarded, a legendary question.

March 20, 2008 Posted by | Blogging, Humour | , , | 8 Comments

Steven Lim supports Edison Chen (GAY?)

Steven Lim
The loyal fans of Edison Chen

 If you’re Singaporean, he was known as Singapore’s William Hung because he performed a topless show with William Hung’s version of “She Bangs” on Singapore Idol. You can watch it here. He’s also a horrible blogger that claimed himself as the most handsome guy in the world (Yuke…. Steven Lim is handsome? Haha… You judge it) at stevenlim.net . He also likes to show his non-sixpack body and behaves in gay manners (I don’t know if it is intended or naturally gay). Since he’s so loyal to Edison (more into gay…), Edison may give him a chance to shoot a video of himself being blowjob by Steven Lim and later upload it to web…. (The next gossip)

By the way, he made a damn ‘HILARIOUS’ respond (with a little of criticizing us). It’s in mandarin, sorry for anyone who doesn’t know mandarin.

Some favourite catchphrases.  (kinda like the whole story…)

“Don’t bully my idol Chen Guan Xi, Edison~” the funny part is he said Edison after his name with cute sound… O.=”

“Why didn’t you all talk about Jack drew Rose’s naked potrait in Titanic?” Huh, it’s easy. That because they aren’t doing blowjob.

“You all like to bully weakling!! I don’t like you all bully weakling!!” he behaved like a kid and his face was red.

“Don’t add petrol to fire”. (What kind of phrase is that…?)

“They are innocent!!” Edison is innocent after having blowjob with several women?

“Do you have brains? Pokkai ah….” he should add ‘Kanina’ if he’s so angry about it.

“We will always support you” while behaving in gay manner…. WTF!

Bonus :  “Edison, I think you’re cool, I think I’m gay.” Probably his signature phrase.

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 From theBlemish.com

Either Thursday or Friday, Edison Chen is expected to return to Hong Kong for the first time since his pictures leaked. Edison is said to be coming back to help police catch the “crazy man” releasing the photos. Gillian Chung also returned to work and ignored questions from the press. Kira, the man or men responsible for leaking the photos, has remained silent for the past couple of days. His inactivity and the fact that Gillian was smiling at her press conference has led people to believe EEG, Gillian’s record company, or someone else has paid him off. Cecilia and Nicholas have split as a result of the photos which showed Cecilia still sleeping around with Edison while they were together.

Of course, all of what has happened has fostered a few conspiracy theories. Some of which are posted under the cut.

Fun fact: In Gillian’s speech she said she was naive. On her nightstand is a bottle of KY Jelly. (some kind of lubricant for sex)

Jackie Chan’s involvement
The pictures that were released were stills taken from video. These were used as bargaining chips for a pay off. The rumor is in the video Edison asks Gillian who’s better in bed. Him, Jackie Chan or Albert, the owner of EEG. Not to tarnish the reputation of one of the most internationally known actors in Hong Kong with the Olympics looming, they decide to pay Kira off.

HK$10 million payout
More than one person was releasing the photos. They were paid 10 million HKD or 1.3 million USD to stop releasing.

Gillian Chung used as bait
Gillian Chung’s public appearance was used to lure Kira out of hiding which it never did.

Kira in hiding
Kira is waiting for Edison to return to Hong Kong to release more pictures to embarrass him. 

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When is it going to be end? Now I feel tired of it…

February 13, 2008 Posted by | Humour, scandal | , , , , | 4 Comments

What is RAP?

RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry

 LOL,I found it from somewhere.I wonder what’s the responses from the rapper…

 Ok let’s do a trick, go to google.com and type google.What do you get?

Google!!What a brilliant and lame trick.

 Hope this made it your day. 🙂

December 28, 2007 Posted by | Humour | Leave a comment

Hurdles in Game show

This is quite extreme hurdles that real atheletes may not able to cross over it without breaking the hurdles.. Anyway,it is funny to see that guy fell down when he nearly reached ‘the goal’.There is only a guy succeeded to cross the hurdle without breaking it,but failed for the later hurdles.(We all know it is hard)By the way,is this a gay game show?Most of them wear women’s costumes..

November 14, 2007 Posted by | Humour | Leave a comment

Oh my~ It’s so unusual name… but usual terms for us.

There are several place that we don’t know but actually we spoke it for thousand times…

The nominations are….

Condom,French

Fucking,Austria

Gay,Russia

Pussy,France

Example :
I live in Condom.. LOL
I like fucking (Who knows if he mentions the place or actually he does.)
I love my Pussy [Reference to city,of course (Nah,I don’t think so)]

Are they living happily if the places’ names are used for cursing?

 By the way,there are more nominations to be found at here

November 14, 2007 Posted by | Fact, Humour | Leave a comment

Another UnUsual Game : Tetris

This is another game from the show which is tetris.I would smack the gameboy if it goes like this.

November 13, 2007 Posted by | Humour | Leave a comment

Unusual Zombie Arcade Game

This game is so weird… Zombie is giving a gun but soon hits him.Some zombies take out their thongs when they reach tatami.  =.=

November 13, 2007 Posted by | Humour | 2 Comments

Baby ”Blood” , Brother ”BLUA-DAR”

     This is so hilarious~ The child kept saying ‘Blood’ and his dad intended to keep making fun of his child…. and posted on youtube….. and it hit million of watchers.His son would be laughing and being shameful to himself and blaming his dad for posting it on youtube when he knows how to spell blood correctly… Watch this after the jump.

November 13, 2007 Posted by | Humour | Leave a comment