A wife is a sex object
Got you. I understand sex sells, that’s why the brilliant subject to get you to click. Anyway, do you know why did I say a wife is a sex object? Well, because everytime you ask for sex, she objects!Hahaha… if you think that has made your day, wait till you laugh over the following brilliant jokes! Don’t worry, they are safe at work, but make sure you lower down your volume!When I was born, I got a choice – A big d*ck or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Impotence is the nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – “don’t” and “stop”, unless they are used together.
Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Hahaha… please lower down your volume. You certainly do not want your boss to come over and laugh with you, do you?
Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Have you heard about Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
Despite the old saying, “Don’t bring your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives!
Now, some questions and answers time.
Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.
Q: What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.